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Last request? Can we have twenty years to learn to sing ?   vs. A Firing Squad

"...Aim ...FIRE!"

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After we did them the honour of filming 'Stop' in Ireland, too !   vs. the IRA

"Ah, bejezus.  Press the fooken button!"

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Look ! Up in the sky ! It's a...   vs. A Falling Piano

***SPLATT!!!***  jingle jingle...

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Why do you want us to stand on these crosses, Mr. Barnes-Wallace ?   vs. the Bouncing Bomb

.....SPLATT!!!...SPLATT!!!...SPLATT!!!...SPLATT!!!...BOOM!!!

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Even the Gods love our music !   vs. the Muses

Dear Zeus,

   We should appreciate a favour, if you have any spare lightning bolts...

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Are you sure this is the path out of the jungle ?   vs. Quicksand

*Glub...  glub...  glub...*

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WOW ! Look at the length of his LANCE !!!   vs. St. George

Dragon:  Hmmmm...  I fancy something spicy for lunch...
St. George:  By all means carry on, old chap.  I'll come back later!

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Oooooh, so Butch !   vs. MANPOWER!

*Cloud and Sticks wipe the blood from their hands, whilst Ollie uses a vaccuum to suck the blood from his.....*

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GIRL POWER ON THE MOON !!!   vs. NASA

"...that is confirmed, Houston.  We were so 'entranced' by their singing on the way up here that we forgot to tell them to suit up before exiting the lander..."

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Aren't we rich enough to be run over by a Rolls Royce, yet ?   vs. the 37 Bus

Driver (to passengers):  Did anyone else feel five bumps, back there?

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What's all this about a new line in fast food ?   vs. Cannibals!

Um'bango:  Pass the salt, old boy.
Ahuhu:  Certainly, old chap.  Would there be any breast of Geri left?
Um'bango:  Tons, old man.  Absolute tons!

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EVERYONE loves our music !   vs. Beethoven

Beethoven: (heaving a piano out of an upper-storey window):  Take this, you evil harpies!

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We need another heavenly body to replace Geri's !   vs. the WORLD!

"...This just in... The Spice Girls were walking along Carnaby Street earlier today, when Venus fell on them.  Pictures at eleven."

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Running With Sticks 1999 Use the idea freely, but always with thirteen to the page !

Sorry -- couldn't resist it
Katie vs. 43,000 Dogs

.....in the road...
...The next dog in line squatted and crapped on the stain in the road...
...The next dog in line squatted and crapped on the stain in the road...
...The next dog in line squatted.......

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